Mario Kart Wii Times | mariteaux
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Last modified: 10/6/2020
Out of all the Mario Kart games, Wii is undoubtedly my favorite. It feels the best, the courses are a ton of fun, and with Wiimmfi, you really have no excuse not to get back online and keep playing it. dcb and mon are hooked on it too.
I'm not the best player in the world, but I thought it'd be fun to host my own times page for it, like all the 64 kids did back in the day. All of these were achieved on real Wii hardware with a GameCube controller and using the Koopa Troopa. I used to only use the Standard Bike until dcb started dominating me with the Bullet Bike and I had to adapt to how tight it turns. Beating most of the Expert ghosts also requires the Bullet Bike.
(4/3/20: I got lazy with keeping track of my times, so I'd beaten most of my old ones since my last update. Thankfully, only one time, a 01:18.913 on Luigi Circuit, went undated, so most of them count. This page, in a weird way, was why I overhauled my site design, because I couldn't fit my old times in the space I had for tables.)
| Course Name | My Time | Expert Time | Bike Used | Date Set |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mushroom Cup | ||||
| Luigi Circuit | 01:19.089 | 01:19.419 | Bullet Bike | 01/05/20 |
| 01:21.914 | Standard Bike S | 12/25/19 | ||
| Moo Moo Meadows | 01:25.313 | 01:25.909 | Bullet Bike | 01/22/20 |
| 01:27.589 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 | ||
| 01:30.913 | Standard Bike S | 12/25/19 | ||
| Mushroom Gorge | 01:56.192 | 02:01.011 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 02:00.305 | Standard Bike S | 12/25/19 | ||
| Toad's Factory | 02:05.156 | 02:05.593 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 02:11.278 | Standard Bike S | 12/25/19 | ||
| Flower Cup | ||||
| Mario Circuit | 01:31.252 | 01:33.702 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 01:36.098 | Standard Bike S | 12/26/19 | ||
| Coconut Mall | 02:11.678 | 02:13.333 | Bullet Bike | 01/22/20 |
| 02:16.701 | Standard Bike S | 12/26/19 | ||
| DK Summit | 02:15.913 | 02:17.546 | Bullet Bike | 12/26/19 |
| 02:21.412 | Standard Bike S | 12/26/19 | ||
| Wario's Gold Mine | 02:05.194 | 02:04.800 | Bullet Bike | 01/27/20 |
| 02:08.644 | Standard Bike S | 12/26/19 | ||
| Star Cup | ||||
| Daisy Circuit | 01:41.108 | 01:41.362 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 01:47.911 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 | ||
| Koopa Cape | 02:37.135 | 02:41.370 | Bullet Bike | 01/27/20 |
| 02:39.171 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 | ||
| 02:42.448 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 | ||
| Maple Treeway | 02:37.301 | 02:37.812 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 02:42.341 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 | ||
| Grumble Volcano | 02:13.656 | 02:11.852 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 02:17.785 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 | ||
| Special Cup | ||||
| Dry Dry Ruins | 02:11.432 | 02:14.286 | Bullet Bike | 01/27/20 |
| 02:14.080 | Standard Bike S | 12/31/19 | ||
| 02:14.855 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 | ||
| Moonview Highway | 02:00.845 | 02:04.163 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 |
| Bowser's Castle | 02:51.041 | 02:42.098 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 |
| Rainbow Road | 02:55.053 | 02:44.734 | Standard Bike S | 12/27/19 |
| Shell Cup | ||||
| GCN Peach Beach | 01:23.322 | 01:23.140 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 01:24.984 | Standard Bike S | 01/02/20 | ||
| 01:26.699 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| DS Yoshi Falls | 01:08.352 | 01:09.175 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 |
| 01:09.947 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| SNES Ghost Valley 2 | 00:57.912 | 00:58.907 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 00:58.879 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 | ||
| 00:59.385 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 | ||
| 01:02.296 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 | ||
| 01:03.414 | Standard Bike S | 01/01/20 | ||
| N64 Mario Raceway | 01:53.532 | 01:59.053 | Bullet Bike | 01/15/20 |
| 01:57.979 | Standard Bike S | 01/02/20 | ||
| 01:59.560 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| Banana Cup | ||||
| N64 Sherbet Land | 02:22.930 | 02:28.356 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 02:25.750 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| GBA Shy Guy Beach | 01:35.645 | 01:32.867 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 |
| 01:40.706 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| DS Delfino Square | 02:19.064 | 02:24.169 | Standard Bike S | 01/06/20 |
| 02:22.529 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| GCN Waluigi Stadium | 02:11.774 | 02:12.367 | Bullet Bike | 01/20/20 |
| 02:15.425 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| Leaf Cup | ||||
| DS Desert Hills | 01:48.309 | 01:52.686 | Bullet Bike | 01/20/20 |
| 01:54.720 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| GBA Bowser Castle 3 | 02:31:712 | 02:39.391 | Bullet Bike | 01/23/20 |
| 02:34:320 | Bullet Bike | 01/23/20 | ||
| 02:38:966 | Standard Bike S | 01/01/20 | ||
| 02:40.553 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| N64 DK's Jungle Parkway | 02:25.017 | 02:37.782 | Bullet Bike | 01/23/20 |
| 02:26.099 | Bullet Bike | 01/20/20 | ||
| 02:40.397 | Standard Bike S | 01/02/20 | ||
| 02:42.783 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| GCN Mario Circuit | 01:48.723 | 01:49.939 | Bullet Bike | 04/05/19 |
| 01:51.517 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| Lightning Cup | ||||
| SNES Mario Circuit 3 | 01:26.187 | 01:26.659 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 01:31.915 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| DS Peach Gardens | 02:18.005 | 02:16.777 | Bullet Bike | 04/06/20 |
| 02:20.391 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| GCN DK Mountain | 02:31.855 | 02:38.130 | Bullet Bike | 01/22/20 |
| 02:43.078 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
| N64 Bowser's Castle | 02:47.818 | 02:55.933 | Bullet Bike | 01/24/20 |
| 02:53.934 | Standard Bike S | 01/03/20 | ||
| 02:57.680 | Standard Bike S | 12/28/19 | ||
