Every harvest in Disco, perfect pears grow on all the trees. The town’s residents take pride in it, as like 99.9% of it is all just perfect pear trees and they’re really, really hard to miss by this point.

Then this guy shakes them all down and exports the fruit before anyone gets to appreciate it.

The absolute madman. I can see him running for Congress.

These are man’s greatest invention. I stick my water bottle in front of the sensor, I just about misalign it and the water splashes onto my hand. I stick it in right, and it fills up, but it doesn’t stop filling up until it doesn’t detect the water bottle, which is great, because when I pull my water bottle away from it, it spills out onto the water bottle’s edges.

Clearly, a button would have been too old-fashioned.

I love technology!