Mario Kart Wii Times

Out of all the Mario Kart games, Wii is undoubtedly my favorite. It feels the best, the courses are a ton of fun, and with Wiimmfi, you really have no excuse not to get back online and keep playing it. dcb and mon are hooked on it too.

Me and my Koopa Troopa ready to fuckin GO

I'm not the best player in the world, but I thought it'd be fun to host my own times page for it, like all the 64 kids did back in the day. All of these were achieved on real Wii hardware with a GameCube controller. My main is still the Koopa Troopa, but if necessary to beat an Expert ghost, I use someone else. For Koopa, I used to only use the Standard Bike until dcb started dominating me with the Bullet Bike and I had to adapt to how tight it turns. Beating most of the Expert ghosts also requires the Bullet Bike. (Dates are in MM/DD/YY format, for you non-American folk.)

Cammy's Time Trial PBs (27/32 Expert Ghosts Beaten)
Course Name
My Time
Expert Time
Racer Used
Bike Used
Date Set
Mushroom Cup
Luigi Circuit
01:19.089
01:19.419
Koopa Troopa
Bullet Bike
01/05/20

01:21.914

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/25/19
Moo Moo Meadows
01:25.313
01:25.909
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/22/20

01:27.589

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

01:30.913

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/25/19
Mushroom Gorge
01:56.192
02:01.011
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

02:00.305

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/25/19
Toad's Factory
02:05.156
02:05.593
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

02:11.278

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/25/19
Flower Cup
Mario Circuit
01:31.252
01:33.702
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

01:36.098

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/26/19
Coconut Mall
02:11.678
02:13.333
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/22/20

02:16.701

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/26/19
DK Summit
02:15.913
02:17.546
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

02:21.412

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/26/20
Wario's Gold Mine
02:05.194
02:04.800
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/27/20

02:08.644

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/26/19
Star Cup
Daisy Circuit
01:41.108
01:41.362
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

01:47.911

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Koopa Cape
02:37.135
02:41.370
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/27/20

02:39.171

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

02:42.448

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Maple Treeway
02:37.301
02:27.812
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

02:42.341

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Grumble Volcano
02:13.656
02:11:852
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

02:17.785

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Special Cup
Dry Dry Ruins
02:11.432
02:14.286
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/27/20

02:14.080

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/31/19

02:14.855

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Moonview Highway
02:00.845
02:04.163
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Bowser's Castle
02:45.967
02:41.098
Bowser
Flame Runner
02/27/21

02:51.041
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S 12/27/19
Rainbow Road
02:55.053
02:44.734
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/27/19
Shell Cup
GCN Peach Beach
01:23.322
01:23.140
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

01:24.984

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/02/20

01:26.699

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
DS Yoshi Falls
01:08.352
01:09.175
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

01:09.947

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
SNES Ghost Valley 2
00:57.912
00.58.907
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

00.58.879

Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

00.59.385

Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

01:02.296

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

01:03.414

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/01/20
N64 Mario Raceway
01:53.532
01:59.053
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/15/20

01:57.979

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/02/20

01:59.560

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
Banana Cup
N64 Sherbet Land
02:22.930
02:28.356
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

02:25.750

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
GBA Shy Guy Beach
01:35.645
01:32.867
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

01:40.706

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/06/20
DS Delfino Square
02:19.064
02:24.169
Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/06/20

02:22.529

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
GCN Waluigi Stadium
02:11.774
02:12.367
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/20/20

02:15.425

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
Leaf Cup
DS Desert Hills
01:48.309
01:52.686
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/20/20

01:54.720

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
GBA Bowser Castle 3
02:31.712
02:39.391
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/23/20

02:41.320

Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/23/20

02:38.966

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/01/20

02:40.553

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
N64 DK's Jungle Parkway
02:25.017
02:37.782
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/23/20

02:26.099

Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/20/20

02:40.397

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/02/20

02:42.783

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
GCN Mario Circuit
01:48.723
01:49.939
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
04/05/19

01:51.517

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
Lightning Cup
SNES Mario Circuit 3
01:26.187
01:26.659
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

01:31.915

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
DS Peach Gardens
02:18.005
02:16.777
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
04/06/20

02:20.391

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
GCN DK Mountain
02:31.855
02:38.130
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/22/20

02:43.078

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19
N64 Bowser's Castle
02:47.818
02:55.933
Koopa Troopa Bullet Bike
01/24/20

02:53.934

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
01/03/20

02:57.680

Koopa Troopa Standard Bike S
12/28/19

The aftermath of the most intense two minutes in Somnolescent history

This page last updated February 2, 2021.

The mindless pursuit of cutting 300ms off a PB by cutting two more corners tighter without blowing the rest of the run. I love this game.